Ejector beds are now actually a thing and they can help put your trousers on
Ejector beds are now actually a thing and they can help put your trousers onWe all have those mornings where it's hard to throw back the duvet, open our eyes and face the world for yet another repetitive day of busy trains and boring work.
Not any more, however, the future is here, the wonderful world of Wallace and Gromit has been realised, and a real world ejector bed has been invented – it will even help you put your trousers on, sort of.
The tantalisingly named High Voltage Ejector Bed is the brainchild of YouTube star Colin Furze.
He's the man behind the 70mph mobility scooter, a jet-engine go kart and the world's fastest toilet (yes, really).
Making use of an air compressor with two pistons, the ejector bed, which has a variable speed setting, can get you up with everything from a gentle nudge to air-gaining, wall-embedding vigour.
If that wasn't enough, there's even a couple of trumpets and some flashing lights thrown in for some not-needed additional wake-up power.
"Anyone who could still stay asleep when this goes off is not human," Furze told Mashable of the contraption that took two weeks to build.
Here's hoping that all of Furze's neighbours have the same wake-up time, this thing isn't particularly subtle.
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